Mice feasting on a snack (Taken with instagram)
Very bad picture of the very good @austenimpro. (Taken with instagram)
Smoking Kills (Taken with instagram)
I love new lipstick. (Taken with instagram)
Yay, scaffolding is off the Tower of London (Taken with instagram)
Free Crappy Portrait.
I sent this…
So I just sent a request for a portrait, and then totally realised I should be asking for one of me and my boyfriend.
His name is Marc and we’re moving in together at the end of January. We already have a cat called Trevor (black, scared) and a million and one books and DVDs. I’ve got a vision of us in our house with just piles and piles of crap we don’t need getting bigger all around us, until eventually it collapses in and kills us.
Marc does comedy and likes Blur and the Smashing Pumpkins. I do gin and like Belle and Sebastian and tweeness. It’s all going to work out fine.
And got this.
OKAY, LOOK. HERE’S THE BREAKDOWN. LUKE, CHRISSY AND SPECKLES ARE ALL VEGAN, SO NO DAIRY, NO FISH, NO NOTHING. I SOAKED A DISH SCRUBBIE IN SOY SAUCE ONCE AND THEY WENT ON AND ON ABOUT HOW AMAZING IT TASTED, SO DON’T BREAK YOUR BACK WORRYING ABOUT TRYING TO FIND GOURMET STUFF FOR THEM. JUST MAKE SURE THERE’S NO MEAT.
DAN, BEAK-BEAK AND FLOPPERS ARE PESCATARIAN, SO NO BURGERS OR SECOND COUSINS OR ANYTHING, BUT ANY KIND OF SALMON OR SHRIMP DISH WOULD GO OVER GREAT. MAKE SURE YOU MARK THEM, THOUGH. I MEAN IT. SPECKLES HAS A SHELLFISH ALLERGY ON TOP OF BEING A HUGE WHINER, SO IF HE DIES THEY’RE PULLING YOUR UNION CARD. MARK MY WORDS.
AS FOR THE REST OF US, JUST GET WHATEVER’S WITHIN BUDGET AND NOT TOTAL GARBAGE. SORRY TO BE SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS. IF IT WERE UP TO ME YOU’D JUST BE GRABBING 13 SURF AND TURF SPECIALS, BUT THE PRIMADONNAS WOULD THROW A FIT.
AND THANK YOU, ROB. I KNOW THE CATERING CREW CATCHES HELL FROM THE TALENT SOMETIMES, BUT WE APPRECIATE ALL YOUR HARD WORK. HONEST.
Heh.
(via amyjanebexplainsall)
Gin. (Taken with instagram)
Today is pretty heavily bird themed. (Taken with instagram)
Love my new cat. (Taken with instagram)
